She's a grafter who mixes the grit and the glitter, that Beanie.
Quite sophisticated this bloke you know, collects butterflies and is fluent in post-communist sausage-manipulation
Arts big-wig washes up for 3 hours on Fridays in South Coast volunteering shocker
Like a young Felicity Kendal but even hotter, this vibrant visualist is the leader of the Hastings Monster Munch.
Annie is the original co-creator of The Posh Club and she is head honcho of the Crawley one
Azara is the irrepressible host of The Posh Club in Hackney and the co-choreographer of PC*DC
Crawley legend Enid, now aged a tender 87, has been the lead volunteer since the first ever Posh Club, working 8 hours every Tuesday for the past four years
Ena is the lead dancer for The Posh Club in Crawley, at 87 she can dance all contenders under the table
Leader of the pack in Hackney, Tracey loves to wear bling and work the floor, seen here in her natural habitat
This gorgeous girl is the hostess and the starlet of the Elephant & Castle.
Hey - Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? Bonnie by name...
Dan & Dan
Hastings' dynamic duo.
Millie rocks the posh vibes all over south London.
She rules the stage down the south coast.
She's a blooming legend that Linda from Stoke Newington
You know what, she makes a lovely prawn cocktail sandwich this one.
Cha Cha Cha
She's French babes, and she's got it all...
When she's not dancing she's volunteering and when she's not volunteering she's dancing...
He's the best washer-upper in the whole of West Sussex... and he's free, god bless him
May & Barbara
The originals and the best, Hackney's finest Barbara and May are to be seen most weeks holding court and having a wild old time in Hackney
Possibly the most gorgeous Nan you wished you had Nelly is a classy regular gallerying at the Hackney joint
They love a bit of burlesque at The Posh Club and this is one of their fav-raves Miss Coco Deville. Now hosting the Brighton Posh Club every week.
Doing all the butch jobs in Hackney, it's Leyland's finest son, Mr Magoo, seen here waving his arms in the air
Top pianist Mr Reeves tickles the ivories every week in Crawley
She is a minty-münter and the best fundraiser in this god damn town
Spotted here taking the dance floor with Timberlina, she irrepressible Pauline is a star of the Hackney dancefloor and sometimes the stage too
Wrench & Franks
A firm favourite in Hackney can often see Andrew and Kevin belting out numbers on the front door of the Hackney gaff
Lewisham's finest Chinese Elvis is very popular at all the clubs when he shakes his booty
Becca is the Community Development Sausage-meister for the clubs in the south east supporting the Clubs in Brighton and Crawley
The choreographer of PC*DC is gearing up for new block on shows
Mike & Maureen
The most glamorous couple in the whole of Hackney
Azara's Mum has taught her all she knows in terms of dance floor moves, and you can see this sexy lady hit the floor every Wednesday in Hackney...Scorcio!
Father Niall Wier of St Paul's in Hackney is the Greatest Vicar of All Time. Fact
Don't mess with the best till you've passed your test - introducing the force of nature that is Wendy
He husband's a vicar and she got a heart of gold, introducing Broadfield's maestro Viv...
Don't mess with Tracey, she is the guvner of Broadfield Community Centre and she will have you for breakfast
Crawley's finest musical virtuoso, regular Posh performer is AKA The Hat Man
I love her, you love her, we all love her - It's Pat - another wonderful weekly volunteer wonder in Crawley
The greatest sound man and theatre technician that Sussex has ever known, he is Cool Hand Luke
Caralyn volunteers in Crawley - she walks the walk and she talks the talk
Classy jazz man originally from the States tickles the ivories in Hackney most weeks
After 30 years on the buses in Crawley, in retirement, Mr Geoff is now ours - all ours, well on Tuesdays anyway...
Stepping into the Broadfield Community Centre, Anne brings a whole new meaning to the word Glamour
The official door lady in Crawley gives the doorman at the Ritz a run for his money in her velvet valet get-up and top hat and gloves
Dicky is a Producer for The Posh Club and Duckie
He is a Bear, a very technical Italian Bear. And he built this website, with his bear hands.
Zed does the brand, mate, the brand
Out oldest and most glamorous guest, Ms Sinclair is the Grand Dame of The Posh Club in Hackney and she turned 108 years old in October 2017